cassjaytuck:

thehilariousblog:

 

I asked my brother what Jesus was doing in his fridge and he said “just chillin”

I POSTED THIS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING

peetamellarkswife:

fireinthehob:

Allegiant cover HQ

IM CRYING??????

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

ilikemymenbritish:

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

nosdrinker:

i’ve been laughing at exchange rates for like thirty years

feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:

is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles

that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

yes.

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up