The games will change everyone

cassjaytuck: thehilariousblog: I asked my brother what...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:41:05 -0400

thehilariousblog:

I asked my brother what Jesus was doing in his fridge and he said “just chillin”

I POSTED THIS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:40:59 -0400

peetamellarkswife: fireinthehob: Allegiant cover HQ IM...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:40:22 -0400

peetamellarkswife:

fireinthehob:

Allegiant cover HQ

IM CRYING??????

thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:40:10 -0400

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

ilikemymenbritish: stagling: i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:39:42 -0400

ilikemymenbritish:

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:39:32 -0400

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

nosdrinker: i’ve been laughing at exchange rates for like thirty years

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:38:56 -0400

nosdrinker:

i’ve been laughing at exchange rates for like thirty years

Divergent Trilogy

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:38:53 -0400

Divergent Trilogy

drunkfours: one choice can transform you one choice can destroy...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:29:39 -0400

drunkfours:

one choice can transform you

one choice can destroy you

one choice will define you

feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:29:29 -0400

feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

ihavewaytoomanyfeels: a-dash-of-hiddles: Most of those face merge things actually make an average...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:29:20 -0400

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:

is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles

that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles

shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:28:53 -0400

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

yes.

jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:28:43 -0400

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

craigslistdad: and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:28:12 -0400

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

absconds: absconds: if u have a crush on me please stand up

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:28:03 -0400

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up

here we go

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:27:47 -0400

here we go

One choice can TRANSFORM you One choice can DESTROY you One...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:27:27 -0400

One choice can TRANSFORM you

One choice can DESTROY you

One choice will DEFINE you

four-ripped-his-clothes-off-and: I like the way the third book ends with ‘giant’ and not ‘gent’ and...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:26:54 -0400

four-ripped-his-clothes-off-and:

I like the way the third book ends with ‘giant’ and not ‘gent’ and instead of saying ‘one choice can define you’ it states ‘once choice WILL define you’

it shows that shit’s about to go down hard

leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:25:39 -0400

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible

can we do it again i blinked

unfollower: when I was a kid my best friend was from this super conservative christian family who...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:25:21 -0400

unfollower:

when I was a kid my best friend was from this super conservative christian family who didn’t let her listen to anything but gospel music and she wasn’t allowed to watch PG movies until she was 13 but now she’s a polyamorous bisexual atheist who follows her favorite bands around on tour all the time so I guess it all worked out